Most Patriotic-est Christmas Tree, Ever

I am not a Fundy, but I believe in what they believe.  If you want to see more Fundy Christmas check out the Christian Nightmares below. 

The five fundamentals have commonly been held to be:

• The inspiration of the Bible by the Holy Spirit and the inerrancy of Scripture as a result of this.
• The virgin birth of Christ.
• The belief that Christ’s death was the atonement for sin.
• The bodily resurrection of Christ.
• The historical reality of Christ’s miracles.²
•  ^{Stuff Fundies Like}
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— By Adam Weinstein

| Tue Dec. 14, 2010 11:57 AM PST

Not really much to say here, except that if you don't mail-order this Christmas tree from BossCreations.net, you're a Baby Jesus-hating commie alien:

Of course, navigating to BossCreations.net currently yields a 403 error, which means you can'tmail-order this tree, which means...well, you know. Enjoy your Saturnalia festival, heathens!

(h/t Christian Nightmares)

adamweinstein:

Is your Christmas tree Christian and patriotic enough? No? Try this.