South Carolina needs help

I'm really beginning to think that Kathleen Parker is the last best thing to come out of South Carolina. We've seen the ugliness that enveloped Republican gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley. The boisterousness of Rep. Joe "You Lie!" Wilson (R). And the literal wanderlust of Gov. Mark Sanford (R).
Now, from literally out of nowhere, comes Alvin M. Greene, the Democratic nominee for Senate. He barely campaigned. Aside from his campaign filing fee, Greene spent next to nothing. He was slapped with a felony obscenity charge from last November for allegedly showing porn on his computer to a fellow college student and then asking to go back to her room. Greene, who grabbed 60 percent of the vote, is so unlikely a candidate that House Majority Whip James E. Clyburn (D-S.C.) thinks he's a stooge for the GOP. The state's Democratic Party chair is urging Greene to withdraw from the race. He refuses.

I'm the Democratic Party nominee...The people have spoken. The people of South Carolina have spoken. The people of South Carolina have spoken. We have to be pro-South Carolina. The people of South Carolina have spoken. We have to be pro-South Carolina.

The people of South Carolina have spoken all right -- and it's gibberish.