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My fellow Republicans,
November 2, 2010 was a historic day for this country. With your help, we were able to take control of the House of Representatives. In my role as Presumptuous Speaker, I am taking this opportinity to publish the first resulution I will introduce to the 112th Congress on January 3, 2011.
It's time to take back our country, and I am confident that the Government in Exile will be a key step towards restoring democracy, re-establishing a free and unregulated financial market, and restoring pre-existing conditions for children.

Sincerely,

John Boehner

112th CONGRESS

1st Session

H. CON. RES 1

To establish an alternate executive branch while the illegal conspiracy organized by Barack Hussein Obama controls the White House.

IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

January 3, 2011

Mr. BOEHNER of Ohio introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Homeland Security.

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A BILL

To establish an alternate executive branch while the illegal conspiracy organized by Barack Hussein Obama controls the White House.

Be it enacted by the House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

This Act may be cited as the 'Restoration of Eligibile Citizenry To American Leadership'.

SEC. 2. FINDINGS AND PURPOSE.

(a) Findings- Congress finds the following:

(1) The currently recognized President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, has not satisfactorily established that he was not born in Kenya.

(2) The currently recognized President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, has not satisfactorily established that he is not a Muslim.

(3) The current Vice President of the United States, Joseph Biden, is an untrustworthy liberal, and likely a communist.

(4) The executive branch of the United States government has been hijacked by Barack Hussein Obama, Joseph Biden, and various liberal groups in a conspiracy of vast proportions.

(5) Article II of the United States Constitution requires the President to be a natural born citizen of the United States.

(6) The Constitution further authorizes the House of Representatives to take action, up to and including armed revolution, in such cases where an illegal coup d'etat has occurred.

(7) The election held on November 5, 2008, was in fact an illegal coup d'etat.

(b) Purpose- It is the purpose of this Act to install a replacement executive branch whose authority shall replace the illegally operating conspiracy.

SEC. 3. AUTHORITY AND SELECTION OF OFFICIALS.

(a) Authority-

(1) IN GENERAL- The executive branch in exile shall have all authority that the Constitution reserves for the executive branch. Appointments made by the executive branch in exile shall be vested with all responsibilities and authorities granted by the Constitution and by Congressional act.

(2) EXCEPTION TO AUTHORITY- The authority granted in paragraph (1) shall not apply to members of the Communist part, members of the Democratic party, homosexuals, or practicing Muslims who may be mistakenly appointed by the executive branch in exile. Nor shall the replacement executive branch have the authority to appoint, select, or employ members of these groups.

(b) Selection of Officials-

(1) As President, Ms. Sarah Palin of Wasilla, Alaska.

(2) As Vice President, Mr. Glenn Beck of Mount Vernon, Washington.

SEC. 4. DEFINITIONS.

In this Act, the following terms apply:

(1) ILLEGAL CONSPIRACY- The term 'illegal conspiracy' refers to the currently operating executive branch of the United States.

(2) EXECUTIVE BRANCH IN EXILE- The term 'executive branch in exile' refers to the replacement executive branch established by this Act.

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